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Nut November Goodness

Leela Sapphire

This November celebrate the arrival of winter with Margo and I. I couldn’t think of any cleaver November saying, maybe Nut November? As you may know Margo and I do have civilian jobs and we play when we can align our schedules. Well I’m here to tell you that this November we are offering something special as our way of saying thank you for your patience with our busy schedules. On select days during a select time frame we will be offering a double trouble special. I know there’s some controversy around offering specials. Fuck controversy the holidays are coming and budgets get tight. I acknowledge the struggle of wanting to be a good provider to your family or animals, while also getting your rocks off. We’re sexual beings who crave intimacy and gosh darn-it were here to help!

So heres the deal, if you book at least 48hrs in advance during one of these times/days then you will get a special rate crafted just for you! Margo and I have so much fun doing sensual strapon sessions together. We love to take turns teasing and pounding your ass while titillating your senses with libidinous caresses.

Margo has had the pleasure of joining me for something a bit more spicy at the dungeon. Those two hour sessions that you horny slaves want are best done with two ladies. While one of us is tying you up, the other one can be locking your cock up, or flogging your ass. Four hands are delightful in any situation. Don’t get me started on how amazing our four handed full body sensual massage is. Margo is such a cock tease, she’ll keep you on the edge for what seems like hours until you’re begging us to release.

Sweet, sensual, kinky, and did I mention Margo is a cuddly lady? If you know me you know I fucking hate to cuddle. Its all hot and sticky and man its really just not my thing. Margo however will curl right up next to you on the massage table and have you wrap your arms around her as you talk about sweet nothings. We end almost all of our duo sessions with her cuddling you.

So what are you waiting for? Obviously you should be sending in your screening and booking a Nut November double trouble special session. I’m not listing any prices here because they will vary based on what type of session you want and what location you want to see us at. Any sessions at the dungeon will be more as we have to pay the rental to use the space. It’s super fucking nice and BIG, so it is absolutely worth the extra money if you want a traditional D/s scene. Be sure to mention NUT NOVEMBER when booking to get your special discounted rate. This holiday special is only for my lovely gents who actually read my blog.

Until next time!


Dates and times of NUT NOVEMBER special:

Friday 11/1, 8pm-11pm

Sunday 11/3, 9am-11pm

Monday 11/4, 8pm-11pm

Tuesday 11/5, 8am-11am

Monday 11/11, 9am-11pm

Tuesday 11/12, 8am-10am

Wednesday 11/13, 8pm-11pm

Thursday 11/14, 8pm-11pm

Friday 11/15, 9am-11pm

Saturday 11/16, 7:30-11pm

Monday 11/18, 8am-10am or 6pm-11pm

Tuesday 11/19, 9am-10:30am

Wednesday 11/20, 8pm-11pm

Thursday 11/21, 8pm-11pm

Friday 11/22, 8pm-11pm

Saturday 11/23, 8pm-11pm

Sunday 11/24, 9am-11pm

Monday 11/25, 8pm-11pm

Tuesday 11/26, 8am-10:30am

Wednesday 11/27, 8pm-11pm

Friday 11/29, 8pm-11pm

Saturday 11/30, 8pm-11pm

Big changes coming your way!!

Leela Sapphire

Hello there my happy humans!

So theres some big things happening with my website and overall web presence. First I will be taking down all of my images off of my website and putting them on a password protected page on my site. If you are a current client of mine just text me for the code. If you are a new client, after you have successfully completed the screening process you will be given the access code to all my pictures.

Why is this happening you might ask? Well first the good news then the not so good news. If you know me then you know I recently finished my masters degree and have been working hard to get my career going. The good news is I finally have my dream job doing what I love, helping people. The bad news part 1; that means I am going to have to be a lot more anonymous so I don’t jeopardize my career. Meaning no more cute selfies on twitter, and no more public images on my website. This may scare off some new clients but to be honest I don’t care. My loyal regulars are all I need, if you’re in my life thank you. Bad news part 2; I recently had the worst experience with a photographer who invaded my privacy. Basically she somehow found my website then asked for more money to use the images I took with her for work purposes. I told her to go fuck herself of course. I think its super fucked up that as soon as someone finds out you’re a sex worker then they try to charge you double. I won’t name the photo studio because I’m classier than that. I could complain endlessly about my terrible experience during the shoot and after but that’s not the point of this blog.

So what is the point then? The point is as I transition into the anonymous being I don’t want you to think I have retired. My email and phone number will never change and I am still seeing clients when I am not working my civ job. I have been hinting for awhile I will get to the point were I am only seeing established clients. Well that time is now. I will happily see new people if they show me they’re not complete morons and happily provide me with the screening I require but I expect that to be few and far between.

My dear sweet regulars, I am only a text away but please still always give me advance notice. Nights and weekends should always work for me and when I have day time availability I will post it on my twitter. I always go back and forth about making my twitter private but I know several of you check my twitter but don’t follow me. Maybe if I can actually avoid posting my super cute selfies and other pictures on twitter I can keep it public. Or…. I make it private and you just fucking follow me with an anonymous account and I post my cute pictures still. I feel like the better choice is the latter of the two.

Thank you for your patience through this transition and your continued loyalty.

After three weeks on the road I am elated to be back home!

Leela Sapphire

Ahh good morning my lovely perverts, did you miss me?

If you didn’t know I took three weeks to go on a cross country road trip. If you do know me, I hate being trapped in the car for long periods of time. So then why would I subject myself to a road trip? I’ll tell you why, because I got to experience nature like never before.

So my journey started one late Saturday night after working a catering event for 50. Remember that peek into my private life paragraph on my home page? Yup I did it, my side hustle of having a small catering company is taking off! I’m taking all the credit here but its really a team effort. I digress. So picture this I have just been making delicious food for the most fabulous gay couple who are celebrating their 25 years of marriage!! Then afterwards I say fuck it who needs to sleep lets just get on the road now? Several hundred miles and hours later, I arrive at the Badlands. OMG did you know that prairie dogs make the most adorable meep meep noise??

After one glorious night of prairie dogs, I head to Yellowstone. I don’t know about you but I’ve never seen a bison up close and personal before. Bison are fucking huge, and they don’t give a fuck about you thats for sure. Side note anyone see that youtube video of a bison chasing a family and the parents abandoning their child to get rammed by the giant bison? Full circle there are signs everywhere saying wildlife are dangerous, do not approach. People are just so stupid sometimes.

So dumb people aside Yellowstone is really fucking pretty.

Look at me I’m a photographer. Lol, no but really this guy was just hanging out right next to my car.

Look at me I’m a photographer. Lol, no but really this guy was just hanging out right next to my car.

Did you know the blue color in these geothermal pools are the hottest temp?

Did you know the blue color in these geothermal pools are the hottest temp?

After my amazing adventure in Yellowstone I went to Burning Man. This was my very first time going to Burning Man as a participant instead of volunteering. It was a way better experience for me. Usually I go to Burning Man for over a month because i’m helping build the event. This time I showed up on the Monday of the event and left on Sunday morning. It was glorious. I had so many adventures and saw so much cool art. I rode my bike for miles and miles and watched the sun rise. Really I’m out here living my best life. It was my best Burning Man yet. Oh plus I got to sleep in AC the entire time so staying out all night and sleeping during the day wasn’t an issue. So I already think I’m funny but you should see me super sleep deprived and drunk on whiskey, then I really think I’m hilarious.

The man of Burning Man

The man of Burning Man

Giant kitty art made of hearts.

Giant kitty art made of hearts.

I didn’t take as many pictures as I wish I could have, but I was out there living the dream. So now I’m back in Chicago, recharged and ready to take on the world. Self care comes in many forms, for me its random adventures with the people I love.

Sex work and finances

Leela Sapphire

As many of you know, or don't know, I was just on a not so lovely vacation with two friends of mine. What was meant to be a relaxing weekend at the hot springs turned into a rude wake up call. Even in the closest of friends, sex work is still judged. Many people have this idea in their heads that sex workers are stacked in cash. That we all have fancy cars, and go on exotic vacations. Why that may be true for some, its not the standard.

Many sex workers engage in survival sex, that doesn't mean they're trafficked or lazy. It means that the job they chose (sex work) is the only thing thats keeping them from being homeless or starving. Education is a privilege that many do not get. Many of us cant just go out there and get a minimum wage job and survive. News flash, you can't live on minimum wage and support a family, or afford rent in many areas of Chicago. Stop judging sex workers and telling us to just go get a job. We have a job, sex work is work! To be an independent provider we spend hours creating websites, ads, photoshoots, and securing in-call locations. Working for yourself means paying health insurance out of pocket and covering all overhead cost. Theres a lot that goes on behind the scenes that most don't realize. I didn't just wake up one day and go, yup I am going to start pegging men in Chicago and be successful overnight. It took years of establishing myself and fine tuning my craft to be successful. I cut my teeth working in sensual massage parlors and have learned so much over the years. Many women aren't lucky enough to have community or mentors. Many sex workers are forced into exploitive situations because politics have continued to take away their rights. 

So why am I reminding you dear readers about this? Well on my vacation my dear friend assumed I would pay for everything because of my chosen job. I am a generous person but its sad to think that judgment and assumption is on the minds of even those closest to us. So be kind to your provider, be kind to the street walkers, fucking just be kind and stop assuming shit. 

End rant.


SESTA/FOSTA: A story of smelling farts

Leela Sapphire

Fe Fi Fo Fumb I smell a conundrum....

No wait, but really what the literal fuck America?? I just imagine a bunch of old white guys sitting in a room smelling each others farts and laughing as they crush the poor with their shit laws.

Enter stage right, old rich white guys:  "Yeah lets pass a bill that will hold the websites accountable for their clients posts...Sure why don't we name this bill stop enabling sex traffickers, people will look like dicks if they say no to it. Really though we should probably appear to look like we give a shit that a girl was killed off Backpage ( maniacal laughter). Screw hookers, but no really check out the tits on that one... Make everything illegal I say! Were protecting America...."

Ok this most likely isn't how this bill got passed but it sure did seem like a shit response to sex trafficking and underage sex workers. Yes sex trafficking is absolutely fucking terrible and we should be doing something about stopping it. However, SESTA/FOSTA isn't that thing thats the end all, be all solution. In fact, it made it worse out here for a working girl. 

The free advertising and screening sites that sex workers used are now gone. Places that lower-income SWers used are also gone. This means more opportunities to take advantage of SWers who may feel stressed and desperate. The amount of pimps soliciting girls has gone up like crazy since this bill past. People are forced to the streets and literally dying because of SESTA/FOSTA. Not dying because they can't pay their bills, but legit being murdered because they can't screen or they've been forced to the streets. 

Their are lots of sex workers who choose this work, like myself. It gives us the freedom to have experiences we may have never had access to before. As a women I have been sexualized my entire life. The media has taught me to capitalize on my sexuality to get ahead in life. I remember Samantha from Sex & the City being my idol. She was empowered, sexy, and didn't give a fuck, she was the original boss bitch for me. Watching sex and the city didn't make me think hmm I wanna start offering sensual strap on sessions. I did however become extremely comfortable with anything sexy, including myself. First I wanted to be a model, then a Suicide Girl, then a porn star. Obviously non of these things worked out for me, but I kept trying on different hats until one stuck. Unlike many people in my profession I had a mentor, a roll model who taught me my foundation. From there I cultivated my own style based on what I enjoyed, verses what I thought people would like. I embraced my authentic goofy self, and it just so happens I LOVE fucking ass.

Hehehe call me Daddy, call me Mommy... Now shut up and suck my cock...

Now back to the heavy stuff. So since the birth of SESTA/FOSTA I have lost advertising money with no warning from sites being shut down. I have had to try to find new and creative ways of advertising, and I screen a hell of a lot harder. Sex work has been going on since the dawn of time. Before there was the lovely internet and social media SWers still figured it out. Call me millennial but I don't know how to post an ad in the newspaper and frankly I don't want to. Fuck I can't even go to the post office without having an anxiety attack. So please if you're reading this, repeal this shit law before we both get sent back to the stone age for our guilty pleasures. 

Smell ya later, 


Butt stuff for beginners

Leela Sapphire

Many of my clients are first time anal explorers. Maybe it was a porno or some self exploration that piqued their curiosity. Whatever it was they followed my protocol, secured a session and went on a journey with me as their guide. 

Its important to know that the more relaxed you are, the more pleasure you will have! When meeting a provider or doing something new and taboo it's natural to be nervous. Whenever I have anxiety about something I turn to doing deep breathing techniques. You can try this at home or during the session. Breath in for a four count, hold that breath for a two count and breathe out for a four count, holding the breath out again for a two count. Super simple right? The autonomic nervous system is responsible for our fight or flight responses. Deep breathing engages out parasympathetic system which is responsible for relaxation. You can read more about that in this quick article here

Ok so now that you know a basic breathing technique lets get back to butt stuff. Before any back door adventure (especially strap-on/pegging) be sure to enema. An enema flushes clean water into your rectum up into your intestines dislodging any impacted fecal matter. You can easily buy a fleet enema at your local Walgreens/ CVS. By doing an enema a few hours before anal play you can let go of any fear of being dirty or having an accident. Poop happens, its not a big deal but if we can avoid it by some simple cleaning protocol then great! 

You are relaxed, clean, and ready to go! Wohoo! This is one of those times where size does matter. When it comes to stretching, you are not stretching the anus per-say but you're creating space in the rectum for fingers and toys. Slowly and with good communication the body can stretch to impressive lengths. Anyone with enough warm up and lube can be fisted. However, listen to your body. If something doesn't feel good then slow down or stop. Remember your provider isn't a mind reader, you have to tell us when something feels off. 

Until next time!